Tuesday, June 17, 2008

herlo and welcome

hlr. (that's huluhr to you phoneticians)

if you know me you know that i actually don't believe in blogs.

however, i'm bored, so today i DO believe in
blurgs. i really can't say whether or not i will tomorrow, though.

As you may notice, the name of the blog seems to be a blatant poserness of LaBlogXtine.
It's not really.
only
maybe.

and besides, this is no commonwealth, normal blog.
this is a
blurg.

and if it is, it's only because of my lack of creativity when it comes to anything like naming a blurg.

sowwies.

anyways, because of the whole thingy about the assholes on other people's blogs, you can't be anonymous on here. sowwies about that, too, unless you're one of the assholes and then i am in no ways sorry at all.

so.

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i'm
really bored. is it that easy to tell?


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hrn...


driver's ed is reallly boring. i don't know if everyone's aware of that. but it is.


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there was a blue-tailed-skink in the FC classroom today (where i'm taking driver's ed.)
it was in the window blinds. as in, peeking out and rather difficult to remove.

antic and general uproar ensued.

there was a dead spider hanging from the cup it was captured in. it almost hit dear L.M. in the head.

i scored a 91 on my first test today.


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and i'm bored.
did i mention that i'm eating cottage cheese?


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i wonder why it's called that...


oh well.



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i have spent much too much of my time with my gamecube playing Zelda: the Wind Waker. i am buying Mario Party 7 tomorrow.

whoopee...


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i should probably work on cleaning my room now. but i have season 1 disc 2 of Arrested Development to watch, so aloha my dearies.

ss, tt.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ah, jasper.

i'm happy that you've decided to blatantly posering my blog. good for you! you now know how people survive in this deranged, corrupt world- or at least the country, "amerika," as it is apparently called. *glaces to comment spam on own blog*

you raise an interesting question. cottage cheese is named so because it was made in cottages with the leftover milk from making butter. you can satisfy all other cottage cheese curiosities at this site:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=cottage%20cheese

you don't believe in blogs? SHUN THE NONBELIEVER. ah, well. you have the right to be ignorant, as you are my friend. other people, however, do not have the right. especially people who harass me and/or you.

do continue your blurgs, as they are not only interesting, but entertaining, humorous, intelligently written, and informative.

perhaps i should have put that in a different order, maybe from least complementary to most complementary. i'm not sure i used that word in the correct way, and if i didn't, then forget it was used wrongly.

anyway, thanks for the blog! i'm now going to go write a play about gay rights and watch tila tequila.

-xtine

valerie said...

i believe you meant "complimentariest."


very definitely.

i'm sure that if i ever find myself having any cottage cheese curiosities and/or lusty hormonal feelings, i'll refer to that site.

-J the loveliest ever